original but not in final story Part 4 breaking news

deet, deet, deet, dit, dit, dit, deet deet…We interrupt this program for a breaking news report……Hello, this is George Nephews of the Union County Broadcasting Forum. Although, initial reports look grim for Union County itself fighting against the onslaught of the LHS, NJ as a whole is also being affected. It appears that the blather spewing out from the 110 foot tall LHS has been caught in the upper level winds and carried both north and south throughout New Jersey. There it appears to have landed on various people around NJ furthering a possible army of blithering dimwitted idiots. The quick thinking FBI has hopefully nipped this outbreak in the bud and quickly rounded up 44 people in the sweep. It appears to be a hodge-podge of those affected, although there is a good sampling of politicians showing that politicians may easily be affected by this blather. The culprits are comprised of mayors of Ridgefield Park and Secaucus, some rabbinical people as far south as Deal, various Jersey City officials, even an ocean county assemblyman and others. Each one was found to have the strange slimy blather on their person. This is dire news indeed, that no-one appears to be immune from this LHS and the destructive blather. We thank the authorities for their quick sweep in cleaning up this mess the LHS created. But the authorities have noted to us that they are uncertain just how far this slime has spread through NJ. We must all keep a watchful eye out and report any blithering idiots we encounter particularly around you city halls. This is George Nephews returning you to the ongoing peril in Union County and will keep you on top of any breaking news affecting us all……deet, deet, deet, dit, dit, dit, deet, deet, duh.